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Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mc-lovin-7936:
Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

att:

Hanging around with the infamous Tommy Pom! 

att:

Hanging around with the infamous Tommy Pom! 

fasterfood:

when people say “life is too short”

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ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

black-and-white:

we are free | by sign-of-thunder

black-and-white:

we are free | by sign-of-thunder

whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

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being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

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being hot

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bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

eskim0-kisse5:

My favourite poem ever

eskim0-kisse5:

My favourite poem ever

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865